Dualed!

Could you imagine what a conversation between 2 sides of your brain would be like? Or ever wondered what it would be like to peek inside someone's brain? Everyone knows girls are complicated, and most of the time no one has a clue of what they are thinking. But what if someone did?  Well Pia's head has 2 sides. While it is undetermined which one is right, and which one is usually left out, (ha puns!), both still have quite an impact.  One side of her brain -Side P- is for Park; her intelligent and charming but pale history! The other side, Side K is for Keith, her new and flickering love interest. And down here, is a usual day in Pia's life.

Pia: "Like O-M-G girl! He caught my hand today!"

Nita: "Sparks? Felt 'em? Saw them? Made them?"

Pia: "See now that's the issue. My first thought was Park. Every time anything like such happens, my first thought is Park. Keith can't even make me feel half as amazing as Park did."

Nita: "You cannot be serious? Really babe, him? So you basically like 2 guys?"

Pia: "Don't judge me."

Nita: "I'm not! Just clarifying!"

Pia: "I like Keith only until he doesn't say anything related to me. But besides that he's fun to talk to."

Side P:

Pffft that's a lie. I mean really, that's your standard? From liking a charming guy who practically read your mind to a cold and boring half wit who looks like he's wearing the stuff old Aunty Jolly gave him on Christmas seven years back?

Side K:

Are you telling me Park is handsome? No offence, but it’s nice to be honest sometimes.

Side P:

Fine I admit Park wasn't Thomas Macdonell or Heath Ledge, but that doesn't mean he was not charming. He has, you know.. that flair. The way of getting on you. That..something.

And that perfectly placed scar. 

Side K:

A scar? A scar is what is making you think of him again? Geez get you priorities straight!

Nita: "Pia? Earth to Pia! Anyone there? Hel-lo!"

Pia: "I'm sorry. But yeah, Park is definitely annoying. I mean always was right? Pffft and ugly."

Nita: "You weren’t even listening. Grea! I said Park was cute, not ugly or annoying. Oh did I tell you he recently got some crazy award for a mini invention of whatever?"

Side P

Ha see exactly! Beauty and brains baby.

Side K:

Oh please. Keith is so stupid it's funny and cute.

Side P:

Exactly- he's stupid. Park was cute and funny, and still not stupid. Plus does Keith even know you are thinking of him right now? Bet he doesn't, otherwise he would have half smiled since he's looking in your direction anyway.

Hell yeah, you know that half smile. Park's half smile and microwave eyes! 

Pia: "Oh yeah? Another win huh? That's cool. Anyway I'll call you back later okay? Keith is coming my way. Love ya." 

 I need to stop thinking so much. 

Keith: "Ssup?"

Side P: 

Such a lame way to start a conversation. Plus he didn't even smile, let alone be a half smile.

Side K:

He has the half smile. Probably one better than Park's.

Side P:

Oh how lovely! Does he have an assured future, degree, goal and achievement? I doubt so!

Side K:

He is pretty smart F-Y-I. He can program stuff and made his own computer.

Side P:

Correction- Is in the process of making his computer. Plus learning how to make a PC from the internet isn't a skill.

Pia: "Hey! Nothing much. I was just talking to a friend. So now that you're free, let's go slay a dragon!" 

Keith: "Uhhhh let's not. Since we both are so lazy, let's just sit and read instead."

Side P:

Obviously he missed the hint there. Everytime she said it to Park, he immediately understood she was in the mood for doing something crazy, like an adventure or a long journey or eat food!

Side K:

Okay, get this straight. Not all people are smart or Park or can read minds. Sometimes she needs to be more articulate, U need to stop undermining Keith like that!

Side P:

I'm just being honest! At the end of the day we r both Pia's brain and we need to let her know!!!!!

Side K:

Keith's cute.

Side P:

.................yeah so?

Pia: "Ok that's cool too." 

Side P:

Keith may be smart, but he has his limits. Gawsh seven awkward minutes of silence. And what is Pia doing? Listening to me sing Daisy in and you think about who made God. You think Keith will ever be able to have a conversation so deep? You think he will ever even appreciate the song Daisy for that matter?

Side K:

Daisy is just a song. Park only liked songs with lyrics! He would never like daisy either. 

Side P:

Oh yeah? Well what about finding the answer to life? Park would do that while singing a remix to Daisy and a song with hell deep lyrics.

Side K:

Keith is not so stupid!

Pia: "What is the meaning of life?"

Keith: "I don't know."

Side P:

Pffft. See. Now you see? And you call him smart. Try asking him the recipe for Mac & Cheese, that he may know!

Side K:

Hey you racist. Shut up. He just isn't the philosophical kind. He's realistic okay?

Side P:

Yeah right, realistic! His answer was "I don't know"! He could have said any crap. Pia is so dumb she thinks all crap is something to ponder about. Park would've done that. You know he already has. Hey remember that time when she and Park were sitting on that bench and imagining if there was a parallel universe...

Side K:

No one cares!! Gawsh cut Keith some slack will ya?

Side P:

Basically this is out of his league you mean?

Side K:

It's just stuff he doesn't care about.

Side P:

Exactly, he doesn't care. He is so cold. I bet he doesn't know Pia is thinking so deeply. She is staring at a God sent grass for 10 minutes now and he hasn't said a word. So yeah, he's too indifferent.

Side K:

It's just that he leaves her alone

Side P:

That is an excuse for being unobservant and Park possibly being better. Anyway, where were we? Ya, that time on the bench. Oh wasn't it also when they last held hands? You know I've been thinking if Pia misses that..

Side K:

You are an arse, you know that right?

Side P:

Hahaha basically means you know she misses him.

Side K:

Park's a jerk

Side P:

Well obviously he is. Maybe why two of us even exist in the first place. Matter of fact- Pia can't be expecting anything from Park. It just will never work. Matter of fact as well- she will never find a dude as perfect. Until of course she finds Mr. Forever.

Pia: And until then I'll just deal with 2 brains.

Keith: "Said something?"

Pia: "No. I mean yes. Wanna go home?"

Keith: "Sure let's leave senorita."

Side K:

Awww he held her hand again.

Side P:

Remember when Park called her senorita..

Side K:

Holy!! $%^&#&* shut up!!! Live in the moment!! 

Side P:

That's what Park believed.

Side K:

And so he left!

Side P:

Ouch

Side K:

Yeah so shut up! You're crazzzy!

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And that's Pia's brain. It is of course my first attempt with semi- comic stuff and would love to hear reviews. All in all, that's girls! Either compare the entire mankind with one moron or wait an entire mankind for one moron. Until then, hang on! :)